The Happy Little Girl met a snake.
She said, I’m pleased to meet you, and the snake said Oh for goodness sake!

Don’t you know I’m wicked?
Don’t you know I’ve got no friends?
Don’t you know that I’m cold blooded?
‘Cause I am.
Whoever’s pleased, I just don’t understand.

But the happy little girl just smiled
And kissed the snake
And rode away in style.