“When I wear this hat”
“I can read your mind”
“When I wear these shoes
I can read
This is something a young girl said to me once. I was just kidding around, but I think she was dead serious.
Image: Shoes socks and tutu by Flickr user AForestFrolic, published under a Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic (CC BY 2.0) license. I have lightly edited this picture to remove a text overlay.