“When I wear this hat”
I said
“I can read your mind”

“That’s nothing”
she said
“When I wear these shoes
I can read
your feet”

This is something a young girl said to me once. I was just kidding around, but I think she was dead serious.

Image: Shoes socks and tutu by Flickr user AForestFrolic, published under a Creative Commons  Attribution 2.0 Generic (CC BY 2.0) license. I have lightly edited this picture to remove a text overlay.