Sweet Potato Boy and Whatever Lives in the Well


Sweet Potato Boy threw two bright pennies down the well, and then he went away. He did one thing and he came back; those pennies were still there. So he went away again, he did another thing, then another.  He came back, and those two pennies were still there.

Sweet Potato Boy realized it would always be that way. He went off for a long time. When he came back, there were those pennies, still down inside the well. “I’m never coming back again!” he said. So he went away.

One day he came back after he had forgotten all about those two pennies. He looked down the well for a drink of water and he thought he saw two bright eyes looking up at him. “Are you looking at me?” he asked, but those eyes never said a word. Sweet Potato Boy jumped right down into the well, ready to talk or fight, but it was deep water and all he could do was spit air and climb back up. “All right,” he shouted down the well. “You tricked me, all right.” But those eyes still never said a word.

Sweet Potato Boy walked away, grinning and sneezing water. But whenever he goes by that well, he shouts out a Hello to whatever lives down there.

(photograph by Bertalan Szürös
used under Creative Commons license CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

Alphabet, Schmalphabet – C, c


Charlie crawls across the floor
Cat’s in the cradle.
Charlie found the cat’s dish
Underneath the table.

Cat’s going hungry now
Charlie’s been fed
Charlie’s napping in the sun
Cat’s gone to bed.

Monster Day

I walked outside and I saw a monster
With her mommy and her daddy too
I saw them and they saw me
And the monsters all went – BOO!

I ran inside and locked the door
I ran upstairs into my room
I set a clever booby trap
For the monsters who went – BOO!

The monsters came into my house
The monsters came into my room
My clever booby trap went off
And the monsters all went – BOOM!

The monsters flew right out the door
The monsters ran right down the street
The monsters ran right home to bed
And hid beneath their – SHEETS!

Goodbye monsters
Too bad you couldn’t stay
Please come back tomorrow
We’ll all go out and – PLAY!

 

The King and the Buddha

The King was rude – nobody ruder –
Until the day he met the Buddha.
“Bow before me!” quoth the King;
The Buddha said, “Await the spring.”
“My word is law,” the King proclaimed.
Said Buddha, “Silence won’t be named.”
The King decreed, “Off with his head!”
And Buddha promptly fell down dead.

But from that day, forever after,
The King can’t sleep for hearing laughter.