We’re sorry but your bird
Does not fit our needs at this time
Due not to its filthy plumage
Or the fact it’s excessively common
We simply receive too many birds for us
To comment on any single Bird
And even though we wish you luck
And success in all your future endeavors
This bird simply will not do.
Improve your Writing? Nothing to it!
Find an Adverb and eschew it!
And Adjectival abolition
Aids most any Composition!
Widely concurs the Writing Tribe:
It’s better far not to describe;
And rare’s the Pundit who disputes
That Things should not have Attributes.